Hello, my name is Plucky Fish and I am a 6 foot 7 inch beast of a catfish. All the lady fish love me because I am so handsome. I think what allures them are my eye bags and dark circles that really accentuate my massive intelligent brain that is practically bulging out of my fishy skull. But the real kicker is my long mustache that drapes down across my upper lip with gracefulness. I am really sensitive though. I love to cry and be super sappy about things I find beautiful in life. The other day, I found a little, red gummy bear on the sidewalk. It was glistening underneath the sun and the red was glowing. It was this tiny little thing, of course to me it is tiny because I am 6 foot 7, of course I am. But, it was so tiny, yet so attention grabbing. I could have easily walked by it. That is why I like to wear my ultra object tracking sunglasses that have sick decal designs on the sides of them. These bad boys find everything for me, from a comfy desk chair to the best head of lettuce from the produce section of my local supermarket. Speaking of being comfy, I would say that even though I am a total hunk of a catfish, I like my alone time because I find it really rejuvenating. One of my favorite things to do is digitally scanning different materials and objects I collect. The latest object was a pair of those funky scissors that cut out cool patterns. Now I can cut out little breakdancing chickens in my notebook.
- This little guy caught my attention as I was taking my daily walk. It was so tiny, yet so eye-catching because of how it glowed. The sun beams were shooting into this red, translucent gelatinous bear and making it shine bright red on the white, concrete sidewalk. It stays with me to this day as my little good luck charm. It is now really hard and not the squishy bear it used to be, but I still love it. Don't leave it out in the sun too long though.
- These bad boys were acquired through a super secret spy mission I did in my past job. Highly confidential information I cannot disclose, but it was extremely epic. These glasses look rad but the real magic about them is that it can detect cool objects I cannot leave without! They are perfect for when I go shopping. Groceries, furniture, art supplies -you name it- and these glasses can find them from a mile away.
- I was given a small sewing kit by my mother because I get so swole from working out and being more buff as the days go by that I need to constantly tailor my clothes. The other day, I ripped my pants just by sitting down in my desk chair. Right down the middle. My mother taught me how to sew when I was a wee little child, and I am so thankful to have this skill as I really do need it!
- Lettuce is love, lettuce is life. Always keep at least one in the fridge for emergency crunch.
- Life changer. If I gotta be a corporate fishy, I at least need some happiness and comfort in my life.
- These scissors can cut out breakdancing chicken shapes into paper.