plucky-fish

Once upon a time, there lived a young, beautiful fish with black hair and very blue skin who lived in a small tree home. In this house this fish lived with seven other beings but these beings were doors and each door was decorated differently and had different personalities. And this fish does their thing- they're doing it. I forgot to mention that their name is Plucky Fish. So there's this old woman that comes into the story and she's like, “Hey, do you want this apple?” I actually don't remember the timeline of the story. But anyway, she comes in and she's like, “Hey, do you want this apple?” Plucky Fish bites into the apple. They pass out. What's wrong with this apple?

Okay, there is a reason why their skin is super blue. It's because they used to live in a blue house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for them And themselves and everybody around Cause they ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di- Plucky Fish’s skin is as blue as blue Da ba dee da ba di Da. Oh, yes. So this old woman is actually the queen. Is the Queen Maleficent? or is that a different story? Oh my gosh. Anyway, I think there's a king that wants to marry or have a wife who's really beautiful. And that's why the queen doesn't want Plucky Fish to live. And so she's like, “Oh my gosh, they have to die.” But before Plucky Fish came into the story, the queen would walk up to her mirror on the wall and ask a certain question. She has a mirror that can talk and she's like, “Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?” And then I think in the beginning, the mirror responded with, “The queen is the fairest of them all.” And then she was like, “Oh, yeah, okay, cool.”

I don't know when Plucky Fish came into the picture, but they came into the picture. They are this really pretty and young fish. Then one day the Queen was like, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?” And the mirror responded, “Plucky Fish is the fairest of them all” or something like that. And then the Queen was like, “Oh my gosh, I'm so angry.” And then she wanted to find Plucky Fish and get rid of them so that the queen can be the fairest of them all. Anyway, this is so bad. She wanted to figure out a plan to get rid of them. She gets these apples and fills them with poison. She then pretends to be this old woman that looks really ugly and she finds Plucky Fish in their home and she’s like, “What's up? You're cool, want this apple?”

Okay, see I don't remember what exactly happens after. I also don't remember, like, what is the thing with Plucky Fish and the Seven Doors? Anyway, okay, Plucky Fish -now I'm trying to remember- Oh, yes. Plucky Fish didn't have a family and then the seven doors became their family somehow. They help Plucky Fish and they take care of them. And each of them has a different personality. Don't ask me what each of their names are. I think one of them is called Scribbles. From top to bottom, that whole door is covered in crayon markings. Then there's Grumpy? Grouchy? Grumpy. He's all blank. That guy has boring style. And there's the one with the wreath. Oh, and Goofy- no, that's from Mickey Mouse. Anyway, so you know, the doors like to go into the mountains and they do their thing. I think they are miners, they go into the caves and then they obtain materials and open up themselves to store these resources. It's like a portal- they just throw stuff in and it goes somewhere. Pretty impressive that they are able to maintain their figure. And they like to go around the forest area, and you know, they do their thing and they sing songs and stuff like that. But they always say, “We have to make sure that Plucky Fish is okay,” so they check up on them once in a while.

Not sure if this is now the story of Sleeping Beauty or if it's Plucky Fish, but I think I'm confused now. Anyway, then eventually something happens. I think Plucky Fish takes a bite of the apple and they fall ill. The seven doors find Plucky Fish and are like, “Oh my gosh, Plucky Fish, what the heck happened? Are you okay?” And so they're like, “Hey, we need to do something about this. Like why are they dying?” I don't know. The doors are like, “Oh, Plucky Fish might be dead.” The doors start crying. I feel like I'm going into Sleeping Beauty where like, they put her in a casket because they think she's dead. And then she's dying but then that's when the prince comes or like there's a guy that comes in and he's like, “Oh my Gosh, this woman is so beautiful. I have to kiss her.” ??? Plucky Fish is in the casket. They think they're dead, but then the prince comes. And I'm just making this up now? I don't know. But Plucky Fish is somehow okay. Maybe that apple they ate wasn't actually poisonous. Hmm. They wake up. And there's a prince there and Plucky Fish is like, “Oh my Gosh, who are you? Where am I? What's happening?” And then the prince is like “You're okay because I'm here, babyyy.” Ha ha! Um, and then later the witch- the queen- the old hag was like “Mirror, mirror on the wall. Like, who's the fairest of them all?” thinking that Plucky fish is dead. And so she expects the mirror to be like, “Hey girl, you're the fairest of them all.” So funny. But then the Mirror is like “Sike, it's actually Plucky Fish. You're not the fairest.” And she's so angry. The queen is confused why Plucky Fish is alive. The mirror reveals that he switched out the poison with Juicy Drop Pop candy and Plucky Fish only experienced a sugar crash! The queen is livid. Plucky Fish marries the Prince and they become royal. They lived happily ever after.