plucky fish


handsome catfish

self-portrait

Hello, my name is Plucky Fish and I am a 6 foot 7 inch beast of a catfish. All the lady fish love me because I am so handsome. I think what allures them are my eye bags and dark circles that really accentuate my massive intelligent brain that is practically bulging out of my fishy skull. But the real kicker is my long mustache that drapes down across my upper lip with gracefulness. I am really sensitive though. I love to cry and be super sappy about things I find beautiful in life. The other day, I found a little, red gummy bear on the sidewalk. It was glistening underneath the sun and the red was glowing. It was this tiny little thing, of course to me it is tiny because I am 6 foot 7, of course I am. But, it was so tiny, yet so attention grabbing. I could have easily walked by it. That is why I like to wear my ultra object tracking sunglasses that have sick decal designs on the sides of them. These bad boys find everything for me, from a comfy desk chair to the best head of lettuce from the produce section of my local supermarket. Speaking of being comfy, I would say that even though I am a total hunk of a catfish, I like my alone time because I find it really rejuvenating. One of my favorite things to do is digitally scanning different materials and objects I collect. The latest object was a pair of those funky scissors that cut out cool patterns. Now I can cut out little breakdancing chickens in my notebook.


latest fascination:
mario kart wii TAS

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